Cue Brand & Brooking!
Russell: Hare Krishna!
Brooking: I think you will find he is called Harry Redknapp actually.
Russell: The Swines!
Brooking: The panel had their reasons for preferring Roy Hodgson but I am not at liberty to disclose them.
Russell: T'is rhubarb!
Brooking: Rhubarb? It is most certainly not rhubarb if that is your euphemism for rubbish.
Russell: I've slept with your grand daughter!
Brooking: Would somebody please remove this person from my presence, he irritates me more than Redknapp!
But then again, I may have Trev all wrong, looking at the expression on Brand's face, Trev may be proposing a wife swapping evening!