The crazy world of Doctor Evil's West Ham Wanderers!
Monday, 28 November 2011
West Ham to sign African International Centre Back in January!
Brilliant! If the rumours are true, we are trying to sign Moustapha Bayal Sall in January. Now apart from the fact that he will be nicknamed Crap as soon as we sign him - what self respecting East Ender could resist given his Christian name? - there is the little matter of the African Cup of Nations which kicks off in the third week of the month.
Wouldn't that be West Ham all over? Sign the player in January, give him a 5 year contract, package him off to Africa for the Cup of Nations, then discover he has contracted malaria whilst over there so will never kick a ball for the club!