Saturday 12 November 2011

KUMB still acting as ventriloquist dummy for West Ham spin

Well yesterday it looked as if KUMB were getting brave all of a sudden, daring to voice doubts over our plan to become tenants in an athletics stadium. However, the unnamed staff writer has probably had a flea in his ear after the club made contact and asked what the bloody hell they were up to!

You can imagine the call. "Oy, what the fcuk is going on? The Davids aint happy. If you want to maintain your privileges, you'd better do something to redress the situation. We expect it from that cnut Hammersfan, but you guys receive favours so shape up or else."

So Gold, anxious to nip dissent in the bud, tweets that there is a plan for "some form of retractable seating" and Brady uses her column in The Sun to put a positive spin on the World Championships coming to London in 2017, and immediately KUMB posts "Green light for retractable seating"! You have to wonder if somebody at the club faxed over the exact wording of the article!

KUMB and WHTID were both mouthpieces for The Grand Puppet Master Duxbury whilst this blog, alone, warned the world what was going on, and it seems that with the puppet strings cut, Sullivan and Gold now have their hands up the arses of both instead, pulling the mouthpiece up and down.

We are sleep walking into a nightmare and two supposedly independent West Ham blogs are still pumping out the company line at every opportunity. But then the prawn sandwiches and freebie tickets are probably more important to some than the future of the club!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

interesting post and i have to say i always enjoy reading your comments

T.I.S said...

THIS BLOG also had some unpleasant things to say about a certain Mr Parker. MOTD against the Spanish, NEVER!

Hammersfan said...

See above TIS. Always maintained he could do a holding midielder job, ust don't expect him to be the midfield general. Jones, a centre back playing in midfield, attempted more killer passes and played a more offensive role than Parker!

T.I.S said...

Not having it mate, you slated him!

Hammersfan said...

Slated him as a midfield general, slated him for delaying signing the contract extension, slated him for his poor passing and poor scoring record...but Spurs have all those bases covered. They just need Parker to sit and hold. And he did that job for England tonight - very well until he tried to play a bit, then he was found out as he frequently was at West Ham when he dwelt on the ball or attempted killer passes.

Elf72 said...

To be fair TIS, HF has always dismissed Parker's talent as an attacking midfielder, the position we used him in. It was beyond his skill set.

Great defensive midfieler but doesn't score enough goals or split open play.

Of course HF also continued slating him for his lack of commitment to WHU and predicted he would be off to Spurs at the first opportunity and he was wrong about that too . .

T.I.S said...

I can't help but think ALL those posts about Parker were critical of the role he was given.

T.I.S said...

Right you are about Parker's interception though, it was Cole's error, my apologies.

Hammersfan said...

LOL Cheers Elf!

And full marks TIS for correcting yourself. Must admit, I'm beginning to think that Parker is a better HOLDING MIDFIELDER than I gave him credit for.

Anonymous said...

23:54 that's very big of you HF your almost sounding human.