Thursday 18 June 2009

West Ham Reject Reo-Choker To Join Tottenham


If this is true, just imagine the atmosphere when Tootatthem come to Upton Park! As if the rivalry isn't intense enough, the sight of The Foe and Reo-Choker in the Cockyfools strip would get the locals baying for blood. Never mind Fat Lamps and Son of a Shoplifter, these two figures of hate wearing the flag of surrender would breed bile and invective not seen since Jesus and Barabbas were up for potential reprieve!

'Arry shouldn't stop here! Why not put in a daring bid for Lampard and Bellyache and appoint Ince to the backroom staff? Maybe Warnock could become Director of Football and Roeder assistant manager to complete the set!

Meanwhile, Ruud Van Nilstelroy has turned down the Trotspurs. Is the guy mad? Doesn't he understand how big a club Tootatthem are?

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laughable, no matter how long you sit there and think up new, creative, witty ways to respell Tottenham, no matter how many ways you try to put us down with your ironic statements of us being a 'big club', only one fact remains.

You are our feeder club, you will NEVER be on our level, let alone above it.

Does it hurt that no one else in London really cares about you guys as a serious rival, just that bunch of inbreds out east.

Too mean?

DangerMouse said...

I really hope this is true.
Just the fact that in the same week we could sign Jimenez and Mancini the Spuds will sign proper premier league deadwood.

You gotta love it! Bring on Bejing Cup.

Anonymous said...

Another Spurs story.
There's a shock.

Please tell us all about how it's really about West Ham, as one of your ex-players has been linked with a move.
We'll all be really convinced.

Anonymous said...

Rivalry??

Since when?

Western Spur said...

Nice article...makes not sense, but that for the effort.

Hammersfan said...

LOL, your reply makes no sense!

Anonymous said...

you lot down in east ham make me laugh......its funny to think when you play us its your cup final.....listen rather than slate us maybe look at how pikey most of your fans are......worry about your team you no the one that regardless of your-take over still makes you londons 10 team behind the like or orient millwall charlton and few other lower league outfits..its ok we understand..we can spend the money that you only dream of soo talk amoust yourself and we will see you home and away and take another 6 points of you.....we are tottenham super totenham form the lane

you_bore_me said...

Almost everything you post is aimed at Spurs. Is that because your support is unemployed and so poverty stricken that they have no internet connection, or are they all Luddites? I'm bot surprised that you think it's possible to " breed bile and invective", they're probably the names of your children. Melt.

Hammersfan said...

1647, most of our caravans aren't connected to the net!

Hammersfan said...

Bile and Invective are the boys, don't forget my dear daughters Spite and Retaliation!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's being ironic.

Anonymous said...

jesus!

cheer up you spurs fans! football would be boring if there weren't rivalries. if i read something bad about west ham i just laugh it off, i couldn't give a crap what anyone else thinks about us.

reo-coker is bad news and an average player, and seeing how quickly villa moved him to right back, then dropped him altogether - you'd do well to steer clear!

the articles on this site are, i think, supposed to provoke reaction, and to be fair, are usually a load of unfunny nonsense.

have a dig back by all means, but have a laugh doing it.

have fun spending tens of millions on your squad again next season, only to finish next to us!

come on you irons!

Hammersfan said...

Unfunny nonsense? Charming!

Anonymous said...

Moron

Anonymous said...

Jimenez and Mancini?
Who the hell???
Banging on about these rejects as if they are world beaters...they are far from it.
Reo-Coker left West Ham for bigger and better things, just as Defoe did, as Lampard did, as Carrick did, as Ferdinand did, as Cole did, as Kanoute did...etc etc etc
Even Bobby Moore tried for years to get a move to SPurs!

Hammersfan said...

Is that another potential 'Arry signing?

Anonymous said...

Anon 16.32 When was the last time Trotterspam bought a player off their 'feeder' club?

Oh yeah, it was the year that little old West Ham beat Tottsham to keep them out of the champions League.

When was the last time little old West Ham finished above the mighty Hotspuds? Season before last I believe.

Don't forget it was Upton Park 'Arry (how many managers in how many seasons?) that saved Tootatem this season, finishing above little old West Ham on goal difference. You just can't do without us.

How much did Tottemup's squad cost compared to little old West Ham's ?

Said it before an' I'll say it again, Mighty Cockeral?
Foghorn Leghorn loony tune more like.

Anonymous said...

listen things aside both teams are way off top4 we may have more cash but look we spent 180mil in 2 seasons and got 5 and 8 so thats not good....you have in zola and clark a great young team that will guide you..your youth set up is on par with the best in the league and look over the last 15 years the player you have produced..its 2nd to none..but you have always been a seeling club alot like tottenham we both cant hold onto the key players that it takes to win cups the prem or champions league our squads are not up for it...you will always knock us and visa versa but the one thing that we aslways have is banter and most of the time 6 points :)

Hammersfan said...

1704, I know mate, Moore saw it as a stepping stone to the Mancs!

Anonymous said...

maybe spurs and west ham can be friends..?

i'll tell you what, we'll do you a good deal on Faubert - fancy it?

yeah, sorry Hammersfan. i like your serious articles quite a lot, but a lot of them aren't to my tastes. and i like a laugh.

Anonymous said...

Hope Spurs sign Reo-Coker; a more disciplined player to Zokora.

But why is this on a West Ham blog? Closet Spurs fans methinks...

Hammersfan said...

LOL 1705 You're banned! ; }

hammeredhome said...

I for one would not boo NRC, as I think he's just lovely.

Anonymous said...

This "rivalry" is one way lads I'm afraid.
As a Spurs fan(ST holder) I hate Arsenal with a passion, then Chelsea, then Manyoo and I have never liked Newcastle to be honest!
If anything I don't mind West Ham. They try to play the game the right way and Tevezgate aside are pretty inoffensive(now the 1980s are long gone, days when their fanbase was made up of NF)and everyone has a soft spot for the little fella that is Zola.
NRC can go whistle though! Villa rejects are not what Tottenham need to progess.

Anonymous said...

Not a clown spammer? What's all this then, another attempt at a dig? What's your obsession with the London club that your not even good enough to clean our boots? I suppose if you goad enough the yid army will give you what you want after all it's all the excitement your going to get this season, your football won't provide it, it's too boring and predictable

hightec said...

It really would be our Cup-final if both Defoo and Coker were playing for Tottenham, the atmosphere would be electic.

Anonymous said...

One question for tottscum fans, Do you like dags? lol you delusional uptight mugs!!!

Edz said...

Who remembers when reo-coker and Anton Ferdinand were robbed outside a kebab shop lol I think Reo-coker just looks like a Tottenham player, he has that resigned look about him.

To be honest i don't mind alot of tottenham fans, but the ones you attract hammersfan seem to be slightly deluded.

finally, some of the spelling on this blog has been truly atroshus lol

Anonymous said...

The perfect addition to Tottscum's League of Excremented Gentlemen. COYI.

dolfo said...

With the signings of Jiminez, Bojan and Mancini, I really do believe that we will leave Tootingham in our mist next season. Im confident we can break into the sky4.

coyi

Anonymous said...

Your poor excuse for a football club is just riddled with bitterness.Are you the sort who knocks your missus around?.The bile which comes out of the boleyn is laughable.Your list of player's that you dislike just goes on and on.Why bother with the football,when you can go to the Boleyn and spit bile at people who have slighted your club,you just don't have one,you have masses of player's and yet you never criticise wenger who wanted to punch your coach right in front of you,now that is disrespect yet you lot just take it.Sorry old mob eh?..

Justnotinterested said...

Really, can you not just let this drop?

As has been said numerous times, there is no intense rivalry between West Ham and Spurs. It's like me having an intense rivalry with a pebble-dashed wall. I can hate it as much as I like, the wall isn't going to start caring.

It's just the same with West Ham and Spurs. A lot of West Ham fans hate Spurs and see it as some sort of passionate derby match (presumably because Millwall aren't going to play in the top division for a loooooooong time). Spurs fans don't care about West Ham in the slightest generally, and some of us actually have a (small) soft spot for your team.

Read this and take note: Tottenham's only real rivalry is with Arsenal. That's all we care about.

The more you bitch and moan about us, and don't talk about your own team, the smaller and more petty a club you make yourselves look.

And no, just because I'm clearly reading a West Ham blog doesn't make me interested in West Ham at all. It just always shows up on NewsNow because you keep writing about Spurs.

dolfo said...

Reo-Coker was my favourite player at West Ham, so I would love it if he signed for us, never mind Spur. I for one would welcome him back with open arms.

ha ha man said...

1980.................

Anonymous said...

"flag of surrender"....hang on a min, isnt that what west ham do everytime they play spurs home and away...surrender....when was the last time you even scored against us ffs!

Anonymous said...

"As if the rivalry isn't intense enough"

There is no rivalry

All West Ham are to Tottenham is 6 points and a never ending buzzing noise.

Anonymous said...

"Oh yeah, it was the year that little old West Ham beat Tottsham to keep them out of the champions League."

The fact that West Ham fans have to go back to when Spurs were ill for their last win, and the fact that they think it is something to brag about, says it all about their small envious club.

Anonymous said...

I was at Upton Park last season when we embarrassed you pricks in your Cup Final and let me tell you the atmosphere was anything but noisy from you Dagenham Scumbags! No intimidation afterwards either, your finished West Ham - you ain't even worth worrying about, a mere annoyance like a piece of chewing gum stuck to your shoe! Just accept that you will forever live in our shadow and can only dream to win the trophies we have and buy the players we do. And the most pathetic thing about it all is your real rivals, Millwall, have got to the new Wembley before you! But you did win the World Cup though.....PRICKS

Anonymous said...

I look on Newsnow (Tottenham Hotspur) to read stories about Spurs, not West Ham. Write something about your own team mate. It's a bit boring to be honest.

Anonymous said...

You Spurs fans are just making fools out of yourselves in truth its Arsenal and us that laugh at you thinking your something your not. You finished on the same amount of points as us, how are you so much of a better club? Got no problem with Spurs though, think they're alright apart from some of the support. Its Chelsea I cant stand....

Hammersfan said...

LOL The reactions are so typical from the Tootatthem fans. Like you lot didn't get a tad excited when Sol played for Arsenal! Look at the abuse even when he was in a Pompey shirt!!!!

Bubble9 said...

Hammersfan you have just in a way, proved the point about how insignificant wet spam is to the spurs fans. If arseSol had gone to you, do you think there would have been any backlash from the spurs fans. Honestly. Sure there would be chants of Judas as he left on a free, as is the case when any player leaves any club on a free, but absolutely nothing like what he received. Which really shows that we dont give a hoot about your small and desperate to be taken seriously club. The only REAL London derbies are between Spurs, the arse and chelsea. None of the others really matter, apart from the points.

Anonymous said...

pebble dashed wall, what decade are you living in? Suppose you still think Artexing is happening? Spurs will buy Nigel Mediocre and then sell him in a years time for a big profit when they realise that he likes hiding on the football pitch and he is so overrated. Redknapp wont stand for that. I wish WH had so much money to throw around as Spurs seem to. If your team is crap, throw some cash at it and hope it sticks (worked this year with Keane. Finally, if there is no rivalry then why do some Spurs fans get so angry when Hammersfan blogs about them? Surely they are not purely and simply... a little bit, dare I say it...thick?

Anonymous said...

I'll never understand the Tootingham fans, do you guys seriously believe we give a ship if you do not personally view us as rivals?

We don't like your club, why would we give a ship if you have no opinion on us?

Just jog on, spend your millions, stay deluded in the belief that your this huge club. We enjoy having you around as your fan base is hilariously comical, but...

Seriously, go away, think up some new relevant lines then and only then come back. Until you can wind us up, like we do you, just stop making your colours seem more pathetic than the entire leagues already views them with your utter nonsense.

Just be happy, be happy that you know how huge your club is in comparison to the rest of league... ahem.

Hammersfan said...

Cockyfools, thick? Surely not! They NEVER rise to the bait of my articles. Watch, I'll knock out another one and they will ignore it!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the 'cocks' can read, let alone write.