Friday 8 May 2009

Important Notice on Liverpool's Official Site Ahead Of Tommorow's Game.


I have lifted this off the official Liverpool website:

"Liverpool FC would like to make supporters travelling to London for Saturday's match at West Ham United aware of the following announcement.

A West Ham spokesman said: "After lengthy consultation with the Metropolitan Police, West Ham United has agreed not to sell alcohol to Liverpool supporters once the match has started at 17.30hrs."

"The kiosk will remain open for the sale of food, soft drinks, tea and coffee, but no alcohol will be sold once the match has started."

Dear God, how far do benefits stretch these days?

The official site sadly forgot to carry an important message for the players:

"Liverpool FC would like to make the players aware of the following announcement:

A West Ham spokesman said:

"When the ball is sportingly played into touch so one of your players can receive treatment, it is customary to return the ball to the opposition in a gentlemanly manner. Gentlemanly conduct does not include pressing the player receiving the ball so that he is obliged to clear it hastily into the path of an onrushing Gerrard. We recognise that with another trophy-less year beckoning despite a massive outlay of money on foreign players, there may be a temptation to try to cheat your way to victory but it is hoped that the spirit of the game will be observed despite the whining urgings of that traitor and cheat Jamie Carragher."

The spokeman then added after reflection, "Hang on, this IS Liverpool we are talking about. Why am I wasting my breath?"

Reference the photograph above: Notice the look on the solicitor's face? He is thinking, "Hang on, why have I got bricks under my car instead of wheels"!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tit

Anonymous said...

Thanks very much. All those happy memories of Gerrard's winner flooding back, just when you thought you had won, bang! Great final will watch it again tonight. Don't suppose it's worth pointing out that West Ham played the ball out even though Cisse was still standing up, how often do you see that? Oh yeh time wasting

Anonymous said...

"Oh man, can't believe we're going to jam this final with some absolute fluke goals... BANG...o...shit."

Anonymous said...

Hope you go bankrupt you tax dodging non player registering cheats!

Should ahve got kicked out the league for ruining Sheffield United!

Orange Boy said...

Nothing changes on here I see. No hits on a West Ham thread so you just play with the thick Scouse pricks to get your hits. At least you have left them poor Spurs boys alone for a day or 2. Now remind me is this actually a West Ham blog????

Anonymous said...

The guy who writes this crap just wants a response. You are a total grade A Kunt. Just stick to west ham matters and stop slagging off other clubs. Liverpool are a supreme club and dont deserve abuse by a kunt like you. Yes i am a hammers fan a real omne that goes to the games unlike you. I hope this site just disapears as it is a total embarasement.

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You're Never get A Job, Sign on! said...

1640 You should have been kicked out of Europe for good after Heysel you jobless thieving C..T.

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Anonymous said...

1645 You support West Ham, the Chelsea/Spurs feeder club. Nuff said

Anonymous said...

"We recognise that with another trophy-less year beckoning"
This is a joke on a Hammers site :)

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Anonymous said...

"You're Never get a Job, Sign on!" - must be a struggle for you to get one with the English skills you've displayed in your name. "You'll", not "You're" you cretin. If you're (note the English there) going to use that stupid chant, FFS get it right.

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el Martillo said...

What is wrong with some of you people. Are you not capable of putting a proper sentence down to either support or disagree with this article. It's beyond belief and you are all as bad as each other.

Anonymous said...

LOL It's a bit like announcing "No Giros this week" in a Liverpool pub!

Anonymous said...

dick 'ead. That's about as much effort as I will give to forming a response

You're Never get A Job, Sign on! said...

When I need English lessons from an Irish immigrant I will let you know.

Hammersfan said...

Orange Boy, who are you?

In answer to your question, 'Is this a West Ham blog?' I guess the blog is what I want it to be given I am the administrator. Is the primary focus West Ham? Yes. Do West Ham play football? Yes. Are all things football related therefore related to West Ham? Yes. Is it fair enough to talk about West Ham's opposition in the week of a game? Yes. Is it fair game to refer back to the best Cup Final ever, between West Ham and Liverpool, on the eve of a game between West Ham and Liverpool? I think yes would be a reasonable answer to that too, don't you? Is it fair enough to write about London rivals? I think it is.

So, in answer to your question Orange Boy, this is my blog and I will write about what the flying fluck I want to write about on it. Nobody makes you either read what I write or reply. So, have I answered your question?

Orange Boy said...

Fanno - The Orange Boy above at 16:42 is an imposter; most likely one of those neanderthals on the org. - i.e not me. I'll post on the .org just to reinforce this.
COYI

Hammersfan said...

It doesn't surprise me. Is this Dutch?

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el Martillo said...

You'll have top get used to it Orange boy, the comment above is not me either, but at least this time it's not abusive. Sad!

Orange Boy said...

I'm surprised you have not worked it out yet Fanno.

el martillo said...

In an effort to avoid identity fraud, any future comments I make will be accompanied by this blogger identification.

philip edwards said...

(The following has been edited to remove foul language. Otherwise it is as written. Interesting oxymoron at the end there!) Its a shame that you have talked all this shite, west ham fans normally know what they are talking about and i respect them but you dont seem like a true fan so i can quite happily say your a jealous jumped up little swine who cant get a bird so sits and slags off other teams and people between trying to find a decent porn site

asshole

philip edwards
liverpool

Hammersfan said...

This was meant to be a tongue in cheek piece. Scousers seem to be losing their sense of humour quicker than their wheels these days!